- me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
- me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
(Source: youjustinspiredme, via makinthesamemistakes)
(Source: meetyouinthefuture, via gayleywilliams)
i think this is my most favourite toy story picture ever!
(Source: thespiritoflove)
THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST FREAKING THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
THIS WILL ALWAYS BE THE GREATEST THING EVER.
(Source: flyingscotsman, via batmanmeetsgirl)
- operator: 911, please hold.
- me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
- murderer: ok






